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But of course, humor is always subjective, the reason why some readers rated the book low. Some new, many classics and several are quite naughty. Over 1,000 funny, sexy, politically incorrect jokes. Its a perfect gift for birthdays, christmas, or just a fun way to say i love you. May 12, 2020 when it comes to dad jokes, the key is not to try too hard to be funny. My wife and i just found out shes pregnant with our first.
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